sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

brain-food:

my heart. it has exploded. 

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Reasons I want a boyfriend:

1. To carry heavy things for me.
2. To provide me with a shirt to sleep in.

That’s it.

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

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(Source: my-cha0s)

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thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

I want the kitchen and the wine glass. 

brotips:

Okay bye.

-Sketch

Posters

Bootycall protocol. 

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